We’re about two weeks away from playoff odds being the big discussion on this “weekly” write up. As excited as I am to talk playoffs, I’m almost more excited for the shit bowl. With how muddy the middle of the standings are I can see that race for 5th and 6th place being wide open. The next few weeks will be telling, from there we’ll see what everyone is playing for.
And what better time than now to announce the punishment for this year. ADULT LEMONADE STAND GOT THE WIN! No corporate comedy special this year, the loser will be chefing up lemonade to the community for hours. Or less if they can sell it.. I just don’t want to know what selling it looks like.
Shotguns: - Max, Emilio, Aaron still?, Dylan I believe, and I owe one too. I’ll get mine done this weekend and start the show.
The Rankings
10 - Tyler [2-6, Week 9 Matchup: Blake]
As a Vikings fan I feel partially responsible for your loss last week, Jordan Mason really should have been more of a thing. Now I’m hoping to god we get back to being a good offense with.. cough.. Carson Wentz.
Hopefully that happens. You were on a nice little heater before though. Get your QB back, Pickens is begging for more targets, let’s see if you can string some wins together and get into the hunt.
9 - Aaron [2-6, Week 9 Matchup: Josh]
Josh Jacobs coming back has really given your locker room a boost. And Tee Higgins being the best receiver on the Bengals is something I really didn’t expect. But you sat on your decisions and it’s finally paying off. Let’s see if you can get more guys into the scoring party and make a run at a playoff spot.
8 - Max [3-5, Week 9 Matchup: Derek]
You’re not out here whooping people, but you’re making games gross and getting wins. Like most weeks, the roster has been flipped again so we’ll have to see what the new look offense pans out to be. Unlike the Vikes, you solved your QB problem quickly, so you have that going for you at least.Let Bucky carry and keep mucking up wins.
7 - Charles [3-5, Week 9 Matchup: Emilio]
Two rough weeks in a row with start sit decisions, but it didn’t really matter with Dylan’s team going for 150. I’m almost through the gauntlet, just need to try and steal a win from the jacket holder.
6 - Josh [4-4, Week 9 Matchup: Aaron]
That Brissett to the Ravens news actually may have saved you. You’re going to need King Henry to get back to his auto anytime TD status, and a decent passing game is all you can hope for to help him out. Buying the Chiefs offense is a crazy bet to make. Let’s see if you can get out of the tailspin and get a win over a surging Aaron squad.
5 - Blake [4-4, Week 9 Matchup: Tyler]
BLAKE IS A POSTMAN, HE DELIVERS MAIL ALL DAY!
Sorry, I think about that maybe once a day. Had to get it out. I think we all figured out what you’re doing on your mail routes though.. listening to FF podcasts. It’s paying off man.
Swift can carry, and Maye coming back around is great for your team, as much as that probably hurts as a Bills fan. It’s a good team man.
4 - Timmy [5-3, Week 9 Matchup: Dylan]
Down week for a couple of guys, but Burrow being QB2 is a great feeling. Warren is an unexpected MVP, and Ken Walker and Loveland should pretty regularly be top at their positions. The only problem I see is.. what the fuck are the Colts doing with JT? (Please Vikings for a second please Vikings for a second)
3 - Derek [5-3, Week 9 Matchup: Max]
Knocked your brother in law right in the face last week. I’m sure that went over well at family dinner.
Hubbard, JSN, Lamb, BOWERS, and Golden. Jesus man it’s a powerhouse. Great team, you just have to pray you stay healthy.
2 - Emilio [6-2, Week 9 Matchup: Charles]
Rough couple of weeks for our reigning champ. We pray for Zay (I don’t tonight. Sorry Josh). But what really needs to happen is you need your kicker to get back to 20 point games.
Still a great team. And you play me this week, so you’re good.
1 - Dylan [7-1, Week 9 Matchup: Timmy]
Pollard has been RB1 and RB3 over the last two weeks.. and that’s how your season is going. It’s a scary team fellas. Great matchup against Timmy though, let’s see what you do with a test.
Good luck everyone
Cheers
Love, your commissioner - Charles Yaeger
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